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Say it ain’t so! Please let this be a vicious lie!

Sources are saying that Leonardo DiCaprio has become smitten with The City star Whitney Port!

Yuck!

The same source is saying that the A-list actor has been attempting to lure her back to El Lay from NYC to be with him, even paying for her flights back and forth between coasts for visits.

We just got rid of her and you want to bring her back?

Insiders on the set of his new movie, Inception, say that “He texts her off the hook” and that she is definitely considering transitioning back West for him.

What could Leo possibly see in this girl? She has no personality, no real claim to fame, and if we maybe frank for just a minute, looks like an elongated dwarf!

In other words Leo, you can do better. Please dispense this waste as soon as possible from your life.

[Image via WENN.]

Despite all the recent negative press Khloe Kardashian is facing about her pre-nup demands to hubby Lamar Odom, the reality TV star continues to deny her marriage is in trouble.

The couple wed just last month but they’ve been unable to come to terms on their pre-nup. Basically Khloe wants a shitload of money if they get divorced, and Lamar’s attorneys are suggesting him otherwise.

But Khloe is adamant that her relationship is solid, so she took to her blog to set the record straight. Says the young bride:

Just wanted to share with you guys this hilarious story that Star mag wrote about Lamar’s and my marriage. According to Star, our marriage is on the rocks because I threw a fit when Lamar refused to give me a massage!!! I seriously died when I read that! LOL.

Star is known for doing evil, fake and RIDICULOUS stories about my family. Remember the cover story, “Kardashians At War”? Honey please. They are becoming the Enquirer. Next thing you know they’ll be saying that Kourtney is giving birth to a cat! LOL. All of their stories are absurd but at least we get a good laugh from their lies.”

Married life is incredible and I’ve never been so happy. I feel so blessed to have Lamar and I can’t wait to spend my life with him!

Funny, she didn’t mention anything about her pre-nup issues.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

GaGa, on the set of Beyonce’s new music video for Video Phone.

Looking hot!!!!

We know it’s been awhile, but isn’t he worth the wait?

Check out these seksi new shots from Robert Pattinson’s new spread in Series City magazine (above).

Couldn’t you just stare all day long?!

Good! He deserves whatever is given to him – and then some!

Twenty three-year-old Peter Kowalczyk was charged with assault this afternoon after punching Leona Lewis during her book signing this week.

The Metropolitan Police announced that he will be appearing before the City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court in two weeks on October 26th. As of now, the man has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

You’d have to be mental to attack someone like Leona! She is just the sweetest! (We’re not buying that this guy is mentally ill. It’s a means to get a more lenient sentence!)

They better do her justice and punish this guy!

[Image via www.XposurePhotos.com.]

Yes!!!!!!!

From the Lady’s official website:

“International pop superstar Lady Gaga today announced plans for her next North American tour, entitled “The Monster Ball.” The tour will begin on November 27 in Montreal, and will wind up on January 21, 2010 in Gaga’s hometown, New York City. Kid Cudi will be the supporting act for the entire tour.

Says Lady Gaga, “The Haus of Gaga had been designing ‘The Monster Ball’ for premiere in 2010 at the O2 Arena in London, but due to diligent work and preparation, ‘The Monster Ball’ will begin on November 27 in Montreal. ‘The Monster Ball’ is a multimedia artistic experience in the style of the first-ever ‘pop electro opera.’”

Lady Gaga will release a re-package of her breakthrough album, The Fame, called The Fame Monster, earlier that week, on November 23. The re-package will include eight brand new songs, including the club-banging first single “Bad Romance.” Continues Lady Gaga, “A message to all my little monsters: The Fame Monster will come out four days before the first live show. You have exactly 96 hours to learn all of the lyrics so you can sing along. Dress accordingly.”

The dates for “The Monster Ball” are:

November 27 Montreal, Quebec, Canada The Bell Center
November 28 Toronto, Ontario, Canada Air Canada Center
November 29 Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Scotiabank Place
December 01 Boston, MA Wang Center
December 02 Boston, MA Wang Center
December 03 Camden, NJ Susquehanna
December 09 Vancouver, BC, Canada Queen Elizabeth Theatre
December 10 Vancouver, BC, Canada Queen Elizabeth Theatre
December 13 San Francisco, CA Bill Graham Civic
December 18 Las Vegas, NV TBD
December 19 San Diego, CA San Diego Sports Arena
December 21 Los Angeles, CA Nokia Theatre
December 29 Atlanta, GA Fox Theater
December 31 Miami, FL Knight Center
January 03 Orlando, FL The Hard Rock
January 07 St. Louis, MO The Fox
January 08 Chicago, IL Chicago Theatre
January 09 Chicago, IL Chicago Theatre
January 12 Detroit, MI Fox Theater
January 16 Atlantic City, NJ Borgata
January 20 New York, NY Radio City Music Hall
January 21 New York, NY Radio City Music Hall”

[Image by Markus Klinko & Indrani.]

Xenu is not going to be pleased with this!

While Tom Cruise is working on his new flick Wichita in Boston, he and his wife Katie Holmes have supposedly come to the mutual decision to enroll little Suri Cruise in a Catholic pre-school.

The Yawkey Centre for Early Education and Learning is run by Catholic Charities and apparently Katie’s family is thrilled about their decision. A source close to the Cruise family says:

“There is no rift between Tom and Katie over this. As is often the case, children of different faiths are sent to schools run by one religious denomination or another. Plenty of non-Catholics send their children to Catholic schools-simply because they think they will get a better education there.”

The insider also says that the Cruises are still strictly Scientologists, but maybe this is the beginning of Katie standing up for herself?

We shall see!

[Image via WENN.]

Poor Judi Dench.

The 74-year-old actress was injured earlier this year while performing in the Madame De Sade play in London. She was rushed to the hospital after suffering an ankle injury.

And now we find out she’s been injured again.

This time Dench injured her hands while at a dinner party.

And by injured we mean she slashed open her hands on some broken plates. OUCH!

It happened while she was having dinner at director Sir Richard Eyre’s house.

Eyre explained, “Judi characteristically was getting up with a large pile of plates after dinner and she slipped on her way to the dishwasher and cut her hand in a very, very dramatic way.”

Let’s hope her hands heal soon!

[Image via WENN.]