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Way to go Tiger Woods for nailing a bunch of sketchy, fame-addicted ho’s!
Mistress #3030494 Jamie Jungers reportedly threw a “hissy fit” in a Bank of America after her appearance on the Today show for trying to cash some questionable-looking checks!
Isn’t this ho getting enough $$$$$$ from selling her story to anyone who will listen???
Jungers allegedly strolled into the B of A with “two dudes” and tried to cash two “suspicious-looking” checks for $19,000 and $20,000.
“It looked like the amounts were erased and written back in,” said a witness.
The manager apparently told Jungers, “We’re sorry, we’re not going to do this,” and that’s when the whore “escort” lost her shiz!
“She had this Little Miss Hissy Fit,” said the source. “…[She] said, ‘This is ridiculous, I don’t understand.’ When she left, the manager said, ‘I was that far away from calling the cops.’”
Ha!
Too bad they didn’t!
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According to Tiger Woods’s escort-whore, Jamie Jungers, Jungers was having sex with Tiger the night Woods’ father died.
Oh, lord.
Jungers says she was “beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties” when the hospice taking care of Earl Woods called Tiger to tell the golf pro his father had died.
The whore also $hared with reporters her observation that Tiger was “always tight with money” and never left tips when he took her out to dinner, usually asking for the meal to be “complimentary because he was Tiger Woods.”
What a class act.
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So… Disney World is like every other place in the universe too? Gee, I’m so surprised. Chris Mitchell, a sensationalist journalist with probably a cockroach’s sense of journalistic integrity, has written a long book about just how evil Disney World secretly is. Cast Member Confidential: A Disneyfied Memoir is probably the most “salacious” piece of literature most pedophiles will find all year long. It’s termed “salacious” People Magazine Daily, –not to be confused with the -actual- People Magazine. The definition of salacious is that inspires arousal, –I can’t think of anyone other than a pedophile getting all hot and bothered by descriptions of masturbating men in costumes, or dirty messages in Disney movies.
The book basically regurgitates most of what we already knew all along; that some people are gross, primitive creeps deep down, and some of them happen to be working at a theme park. Not that big of a surprise. The book goes on the reiterate several bits of Disney film urban lore; the raunchy Little Mermaid movie boxes, posters, and the supposed single frames of nudity, or sound bytes misheard; the list goes on.
The only people who would be surprised by any of this are over 70, and can’t use the Internet because they’re blind, deaf, and dumb. The book sounds like an over-embellished drawled out load of crap. But don’t take my word for it; pick it up on Amazon, and tell us what you think!
I should also add, that the National Enquirer and other sources have somewhat skewed the book’s actual meaning, –we all know carnies and their theme park kin are weirdos, and they get up to the same raunchy shenanigans as the rest of us in low-pay, high-maintenance jobs. However, the book reads and is reviewed as an inspirational style of story; so keep your head on straight and ignore the flaming piles of BS while navigating the media coverage on Mitchell’s book.
(HMG) – Jonathan Togo, the actor from CSI: Miami, has been arrested for felony domestic violence charges against his girlfriend.
According to TMZ, officers arrived at his home in the Hollywood Hills at 2 A.M. this morning after his girlfriend called to say he had gotten violent during a heated argument.
It isn’t clear what happened, but he was arrested, booked, and charged. Togo’s girlfriend reportedly did not require medical attention.
He has been released on $50,000 bail.
Tiger Woods was in bed with Jamie Jungers while his father was on his deathbed
(HMG) – In many ways the Tiger Woods scandal has probably figuratively left his father turning in his grave, after spending so many year mentoring his young son to greatness.
Tiger once described his father Earl, who died at age 74 after battling prostate cancer:
“My best friend and greatest role model – an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband and friend.”
You can never figure how someone will handle losing a close loved one, but if this story is true, it seems like such a disrespectful thing to have done. After visiting his dad in a hospice, Tiger Woods supposedly went home and cheated on wife Elin with former model Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old (photo right) who claims to have seen the golfer several times a month tells News of the World: “It came to the point where we were comfortable and he would fly me out to his home in California and I would stay there,” she told the paper. I was beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties” when Woods received the news of his father’s death.”
“Tiger looked utterly devastated and didn’t say a word. He didn’t even cry but I could tell he was heartbroken,” she recounts. “I told him, ‘I’m so sorry’ and gave him a hug. I didn’t want to be in the way so I arranged a flight home to Vegas.”
Jungers in an interview last week with Dateline expressed no remorse for her actions: “And I’m not saying that what I did then was right. But– I’m certainly not gonna say that it was wrong. I believe everything happens for a reason. And– no, I– I don’t– I don’t believe that I owe her (Tiger’s wife Elin) an apology. I mean, I– I’m sorry for everything that’s going down. And what may happen to … their kids’ future, you know? But no, I don’t believe I owe her an apology.”
Hot Mama!
Ay yi yi!
Not only did she lose the baby weight, but Salma Hayek is looking better than ever!
She’s got that new mommy glow!
Salma attended the Ein Herz fuer Kinder charity gala in Berlin, Germany on Saturday night lookin’ absolutely gorge.
Keep up the good work, mamacita!
[Image via WENN.]
Robbie Williams To Be 5th X Factor Judge?
First Mel B, now Robbie Williams????
The upcoming season of X Factor is shaping up to be fabulous!
Simon Cowell is reportedly bringing Williams on to be the 5th judge at panel – just one of a slew of demands Cowell has laid on ITV!
The other requests, according to reports?
UPPING the number of finalists from 12 to 16.
EXTENDING the series by a month.
MOVING the live shows to Londons Wembley Arena
REPLACING Dannii with a new female judge.
Cowell has thrown an ultimatum ITV’s way; grant his requests by enlarging the show’s budget by almost $500,000 a week or he’ll pull X Factor off the air!!
“A lot of things are going to change next year if we bring the show back. The show needs to change or it starts to fail,” Simon told reporters on Saturday night.
Cowell continued to explain: “Im not looking for a pay rise. All Ive asked for is an increase in budget… We need more people working on the show and that costs money. I need that commitment from ITV.
Hey, he’s got business sense!
As far as bringing Robbie on as the 5th judge, Cowell says Robbie’s “fun, he’s got good instincts, he doesn’t take himself too seriously and he’s a fun guy to be around.”
Plus, a little eye candy never hurt anyone!
Seks!
[Image via WENN.]
Celebrities At Y100’s Jingle Ball 2009
Judging from these pictures the Bank Atlantic Center was the place to BE last night! Lots of celebs turned out for Y100’s Jingle Ball 2009 last night to celebrate the holiday season. Among the bunch were Shakira, Leighton Meester, Adam Lambert, Colbie Caillat and Jordin Sparks.
Photos by WENN.com
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