Assisted Living: Episode 2
They get better and better!
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Assisted Living: executive produced by Perez and created/made by Michael Mouris of MilkFat.com
(HMG) – The game of where’s Tiger Woods has come back to an old rumor. Not the one of him being on his yacht, recovering from plastic surgery in Arizona, staying at a friends mansion, etc. etc., but were back to him being in rehab again. The UK’s Daily Mail reported last month that Tiger was chilling in a local rehab facility known as ‘The Meadows,’ seeking treatment for ’sexual compulsion’ and to overcome his alleged dependence on Vicodin painkillers and the sleeping pill, Ambien. Now People Magazine sources are seemingly confirming that previous report that Woods entered The Meadows, a clinic in Wickenburg, Ariz., sometime around the holidays, for a 4-5 week stay. People’s main source is a sex therapy expert who supposedly is familiar with the Tiger Woods situation. The clinic specializes in drug abuse, as well as gambling addiction and sex addiction. I have thought a lot about how Tiger’s PR team would tackle his eventual return to the public and it makes sense to me that sending him to sex rehab would be a big part of his redemption story. I know that might sound cynical but there’s a lot at stake to turn Tiger’s image around and if it means the golf star has to do a stint in rehab whether he really wants to or not might be beside the point. I mean picture that first group session, “Hello I am Tiger Woods, and I am a sex addict”. I can’t see him putting himself through that, when he can certainly afford a private therapist, but that’s not how it’s done when your a celebrity trying to show your remorseful and taking action to get back in the public’s good graces. Meanwhile a new report today says Woods wife, Elin Nordegren, has reportedly moved out of the billion dollar golfers home and is now renting a mansion of her own close by, according to TMZ.
(HMG) – The game of where’s Tiger Woods has come back to an old rumor. Not the one of him being on his yacht, recovering from plastic surgery in Arizona, staying at a friends mansion, etc. etc., but were back to him being in rehab again. The UK’s Daily Mail reported last month that Tiger was chilling in a local rehab facility known as ‘The Meadows,’ seeking treatment for ’sexual compulsion’ and to overcome his alleged dependence on Vicodin painkillers and the sleeping pill, Ambien. Now People Magazine sources are seemingly confirming that previous report that Woods entered The Meadows, a clinic in Wickenburg, Ariz., sometime around the holidays, for a 4-5 week stay. People’s main source is a sex therapy expert who supposedly is familiar with the Tiger Woods situation. The clinic specializes in drug abuse, as well as gambling addiction and sex addiction. I have thought a lot about how Tiger’s PR team would tackle his eventual return to the public and it makes sense to me that sending him to sex rehab would be a big part of his redemption story. I know that might sound cynical but there’s a lot at stake to turn Tiger’s image around and if it means the golf star has to do a stint in rehab whether he really wants to or not might be beside the point. I mean picture that first group session, “Hello I am Tiger Woods, and I am a sex addict”. I can’t see him putting himself through that, when he can certainly afford a private therapist, but that’s not how it’s done when your a celebrity trying to show your remorseful and taking action to get back in the public’s good graces. Meanwhile a new report today says Woods wife, Elin Nordegren, has reportedly moved out of the billion dollar golfers home and is now renting a mansion of her own close by, according to TMZ.
Snooki’s Puncher Fired And Found Guilty!!

The guy who punched Snooki in the face on The Jersey Shore was fired from his job as a gym teacher at North Queens Community High School. NY City Department of Education says they are drafting Brad Ferro’s termination letter right now — and once he gets it, he’ll have 30 days to pack up his stuff and split from North Queens Community High School.
Then to add insult to injury he was found guilty of simple assault. School officials say, “The termination process is underway.”
I hope he has learned not to hit a girlor at least not get caught.
Sheen’s Still Got It!

Despite all the dramz in Charlie Sheen’s life, he’s bringing in the ratings! Maybe all the attention is helping?
Two and a Half Men drew in 17.3 million viewers Monday night. That’s HUGE!
At least CBS still loves him!
Did U tune in to Two and a Half Men yesterday?
[Image via WENN.]
Roman Polanski Sues French Media!

Roman Polanski is suing four French media outlets, including two newspapers and two magazines, for 150,000 Euros!
The director is suing for violation of privacy with the media publishing photos of the Swiss chalet where he was under house arrest and he was able to be seen through the window.
There were also photos taken of his wife, Emmanuelle Seigner, walking on a Swiss street and pictures of their two children, Elvis and Morgane, at the airport. The pictures of his children however were published with blurred faces.
We don’t really see how it’s illegal to publish photos of his wife considering the nature of the story and if the faces of his children are blurred it seems that the photogs were respecting the French laws.
As for the photos of him in the Swiss chalet, he wouldn’t have had this problem if he had stayed jailed like he should have!
[Image via WENN.]
This Is Hugh Jackman’s Wife!


Just saying…it might be time for a peen pussy upgrade!
Hugh Jackman took the family to Rio de Janeiro this week while he was shooting a commercial for Lipton Iced Tea. The script called for him to suck face with this hot little number in the yellow dress.
Meanwhile, his son and wife watched on from a distance. Little Oscar Jackman seems in awe of his father (as well he should be), but frumpy Deborra-Lee Furness must be wondering how the hell she got so damn lucky!
We are wondering the same thing!
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ABC Renews Three Of Its New Hit Comedies
Fans of ABC shows Modern Family, Cougar Town, and The Middle will be happy to hear that a second season has been ordered for each of these shows! It was announced today that all three will be returning next season, after they each proved their “worthiness” by bringing in strong viewing numbers.
‘Modern Family’ has a huge ensemble cast and is SO funny. Ed O’Neill, Julie Bowen, Sofia Vergara are a just a few of them. ‘Cougar Town’ stars Courteney Cox, Christa Miller, Busy Phillips, and Dan Byrd (to name a few). ‘The Middle’ stars Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn.
Are you watching any of these? I’ve watched ‘Modern Family’ and ‘Cougar Town’ and love them both, but haven’t yet caught an episode of ‘The Middle’. I must be missing out on a really good show since it’s been renewed. There’s just not enough extra hours in a day for all the good shows out there!
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